Why do we like hookers? Because hookers are good for the world. That’s right. We are here to tell you that by hiring a hooker you are actually doing your country and your cock a service. How? We will explain. Check out hooker Brandy Talore. She is so convenient that she comes right to your house to service you in the comfort of your own home. (She is like a small-business owner and you are supporting that.) The only thing you have to do is find your favorite spot and fuck her right then and there.(And you are technically taking her off the streets, decreasing homelessness.) And there is no awkward morning-after because once you have pumped and humped her, you can kick her right out, right then and there. And no worries, she will survive just fine without you. Because not only did you take her off the streets for some brief moments of comfort, but you also gave her money for her work, so you employed her. (A double bonus: you are contributing to the economy and decreasing unemployment.) She will clean herself up and go on to the next cock, just like that. Why? Because hookers are reusable, and somehow, some way that has got to be good for the environment, right? (It’s like recycling.) So do something right for a change. Fuck a hooker. It’s the humanitarian thing to do.

You can take the hooker off the streets but you can’t take the streets outta the hooker. That’s why when Savannah goes on this interview, she ends up fucking and sucking her potential boss. Why? Because this sly dog recognizes her from her street-walker days and asks her for a little knob-slobbing for old time’s sake. (When you have been thoroughly fucked by Savannah Jane, you don’t forget.) How can Savannah refuse? After all, this is an interview and she does have to demonstrate her skills, right? She might not be great at shorthand, but her deep-throat skills are A+. So does she get hired? Who knows? But we are sure that this guy enjoyed spraying her down with some of his cumpany benefits.

You know what? We are going to give it up for chicks for a second. Chicks deserve some praise for a few things and we are going to give it to them. First of all, chicks deserve some props for loving cock. Because they love it good, man. Secondly, chicks need to get some acknowledgment for being efficient because they truly do work the cock with a sense of urgency and timeliness that deserves some respect. Take a look at our busty gal pal Carly. When presented with the opportunity to grab this dude’s cock and balls and work them until he nuts, she is all gun-ho. She doesn’t ask questions, she doesn’t make demands, she just gets down to business and twerks that shit until it spews baby batter all over her. That deserves some kind of show of appreciation. Until we can get her a plaque or something that says, CARLY: THE LITTLE TUGGER THAT COULD, she will have to settle for a couple of hot loads as her reward. We don’t think she minds.